Is there a train wreck?

This post on the BBC website makes you wonder. I mean, where exactly are the police when you need them?

(Later: Yes, there is a train wreck and with one fatality. Emergency service did apparently arrive on the scene soon after the derailment but the early reports suggested otherwise. The area of the accident is described as being remote but, from my field work days in what was then called Westmorland, the area around Greyrigg is not inaccessible, thank goodness.)